Dear pretty ladies,
I think it's only proper to assure you that neither have I a history nor do I intend - to ask you to make sweet love to me, or ask you out on a date, why, even start a conversation - the very first time our eyes meet and we happen to smile at each other. So, really, have no qualms and rest assured that the table beside mine is a perfectly safe bet and would do you no harm to sit and have your cup of coffee only if/when there's no empty chairs to be found next to those you feel comfortable around.
Sincerely,
abumpkin
